Yes, there can be a whole lot of stupid in Texas, at times!
Actualy, there are a lot of people that don't understand sports cars everywhere. Maybe just cars in general. Get in, turn them on and go!
I had a neighbor in Waco, Tx what told me, "My car doesn't have a battery!" one morning when his car would not start! The same nieghbor who asked to borrow a hack saw to change a flat tire.
Have fun, drive fast, be kewl,
jclay